Will: You dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fucking education you coulda got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.
Harvard snob: Yeah, but I will have a degree, and you'll be serving my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip.
Will: Yeah, maybe, but at least I won't be unoriginal.

Will: Do you like apples?
Harvard guy: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples.