~*~ Forrest Gump ~*~

Forrest: I can't help it; I love you Jenny.
Jenny: Forrest, you don't know what love is.

Jenny: Run Forrest Run!

Forrest: Will you marry me Jenny?
Jenny: You don't wanna marry me, Forrest.

Forrest: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

Forrest: Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.

Forrest: Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!!

Forrest: Stupid is as stupid does.

Man: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forrest: A bullet?
Man: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

Forrest: We were like peas and carrots, Jenny and I.

Jenny: His name's Forrest.
Forrest: Like me.
Jenny: I named him after his daddy.
Forrest: He got a daddy named Forrest, too?
Jenny: You're his daddy, Forrest.

Bumper Sticker Guy: Hey man! Hey listen, I was wondering if you might help me. I'm in the bumper sticker business and I've been trying to think of a good slogan, and since you've been such a big inspiration to the people around here I thought you might be able to help me -- WOAH! Man, you just ran through a huge pile of dog shit!!
Forrest: It happens.
Bumper Sticker guy: What, shit?
Forrest: Sometimes.

Forrest: I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours. *he stops and turns around*
Runner: Quiet, quiet! He's gonna say something!
Forrest: I'm pretty tired ... I think I'll go home now.

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