Steve Levy: Where would you say the Red Sox rank in your life?
Ben: I would have to say the Red Sox, then sex, and then breathing.

Lindsey: I saw you on ESPN.
Ben: Yeah, we looked like morons, didn't we?
Lindsey: Yah, yah, totally.
Ben: Well, it was Florida. It was hot.

Ryan: You love the Red Sox, but have they ever loved you back?
Ben: Who do you think you are, Dr. Phil? Go on, get outta here!

Robin: He's offering Ben $125,000 for his Red Sox tickets.
Sarah: Do you have that kind of money?
Robin: Yes.
Sarah: Then why don't you dress better?

Lindsey: If you love me enough to sell your tickets, I love you enough not to let you.