Crysta's father: Crysta, don't you think you're a little old to believe in human tales?
Batty Koda: Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts and walk around saying "Hi Helen!"

Batty Koda: Are you sure?
Zak: I'm positive!
Batty Koda: Only fools are positive.
Zak: Are you sure?
Batty Koda: I'm positive. Oh! I fell for it!

Batty Koda: Aaaaah! I'm blind! I can see, its a miracle!

Zak: Am I...dead?
Crysta: No.
Batty Koda: But we can fix that for ya.