Casey: I don't think a person should run unless he's being chased.
Coach: Being chased. I like that.

Delilah: Are you hitting on me, Casey?
Casey: No, I was just saying you can be pretty cool sometimes, this not being one of them.

Marybeth: You're scared about what?
Stokley: People like you.

(Usher): Hey ya pisswad, your in my way.
Casey: I'm sorry. I'm breathing here.

Delilah: Casey, when did you become Sigourny Weaver?

Casey: You're not buying this, are you?
Stokely: No, I'm not... but it's kinda cool.

Zeke: What are we going to do?
Stan: I could call my dad, he'd know what to do.
Casey: If he's really your dad.
Stan: You're right.

Stokely: Is this usually the point where someone says let's get the fuck outta here?
Stan: Let's get the fuck outta here.

Marybeth: ...have your way. This is where your land of fiction gets it right. We win, end of story.

Casey: Garenteed to jack you up.

Casey: Things sure have changed haven't they?

Casey: Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty.
Stokely: Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into fucking pod people or something.
Casey: Into what people?
Stokely: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Small town gets taken over by aliens. ...That was a joke.

Stokely: I used to think the only alien in this high school was me.

Stokely: Body snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library.
Casey: Yeah, so is Schinder's List.

Zeke: This where I get my equipment.
Marybeth: You borrow it from science labs?
Zeke: I like to think of it as stealing actually.

Delilah: Then leave Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go and pulitzer.
Stan: Oh blow me Delilah, 'cause i'm sick of your shit.
Delilah: Go and get the fuck out of here and take your little freak-dyke with you.
Stokely: Fuck you titbags.

Marybeth: What happens at the end of all those stories? How does Invasion of the Body Snatchers end?
Stokely: They get us. They win. We lose.
Marybeth: Maybe we really win, I mean Stan didn't look unhappy.
Stokely: That's because that wasn't Stan, they took away who he was.
Marybeth: Maybe they just bettered who he was. Cleared away his confusion. I know you pride yourself on being the outsider, but aren't you tired of pretending to be something you're not? I know I am.

Stokely: So they've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so noone would believe it if it ever happened.
Casey: I think so.

Zeke: Not today, Miss Burke. It's too damn hot and I got zero fucking tolerance.
Miss Burke: Eat me, you asshole! I'm the one with no tolerance, you pathetic little runt.
Zeke: What are you going to do? Are you going to call my mother?
Miss Burke: And how am I going to do that, little Zekey boy? Do you even know where she is? Europe, Sri Lanka, Japan? I wonder what remote location she went to this week... to hide from her great, big bastard mistake. I've taken your shit for TOO FUCKING LONG! You dickless, drug-induced excuse for a human being.
Zeke: Whoa, woman. What are you on?
Miss Burke: "Woman"? Did you just say "woman"?! I'm sick of you, little boy. And if I have to see you peddling your little "Wonder Dust" again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sucking my toes 'till graduation.
Zeke: She got some bad shit!

Casey: You can be such a...
Delilah: What?
Casey: Pretty cool human being when you aren't being a first class grade A bitch.

Zeke: Answer me something, Marybeth. Why are you naked?
Marybeth: Oh. Does it bother you, Zeke, my body? I'm gettin' kinda used to it myself.