Gimbel's Manager: Tomorrow Santa's coming to town.
Buddy: SANTA!! I know him. I know him.

Walter: You look like you came from the North Pole.
Buddy: That's exactly where I came from.

Buddy: I like to whisper, too.

Buddy: He's an angry elf.

Buddy: It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.

Buddy: *answering the phone* Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?

Buddy: Actually, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves.
Carolyn: I'm a human... raised by humans.
Buddy: Cool.

Emily: You sure like sugar, don't you?
Buddy: Does syrup have sugar in it?
Emily: Yes.
Buddy: Then YES!

Buddy: Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!