Eric: That's the rashest thing that's ever happened to us.

Eric: So I got the volume way down alright? These chicks, I mean these chicks just start going at it right? You know like, no talk just action.
Brad: And your mom walked in?
Kyle: Oh shit busted!
Eric: Yeah! And she doesn�t say a word, I mean she�s just standin there. She�s just fucking standin there and starin at me.
Brad: How embarrassing.
Kyle: Wish we had cable.
Eric: And all she can say is �You�re up awfully late aren�t you?

Eric: Anyways, we�ve always got this place right guys?
Kyle: Yeah.
Eric: It�s our shack. It�s like our apartment.
Kyle: Without neighbors.
Eric: Yeah, and if I wanted to. I mean if I really wanted to, I can do this (blares music). Who�s goin to say anything?
Brad: Eric, turn it down�please!
Eric: No way!

Eric: No! He�s a fuckin cheese sandwich. I mean, he sucks about this, he sucks about that, he sucks about everything!

Eric: We have a cop. And he�s been shot with a gun, and he�s hanging out in our shack. And he�s sorta like our guest.