Linda: Hello, I'd like a cab to pick me up at... what the frig is the address here?!
Vinny: How should I know? Number 1 Happy Street!

Vinny: When did your wife leave?
Barney: October.
Vinny: That's when my wife left! What is it about the month of October?
Barney: I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as!

Clerk at Supermarket: Hello sir, would you like to try a vanilla-bran oat crunchy?
Vinny: What do you think?

Vinny: You dirty rat!
Johnny Bird: Snitch!
Vinny: Stool pigeon!
Johnny Bird: Informer!
Vinny: Squealer!
Johnny Bird: You dirty rat!
Vinny: I already said you dirty rat!
Johnny Bird: Yeah, but I say it better.

Hannah: The books...
Vinny: You have something against books?
Hannah: I have nothing about books! I am curious about the books in your trunk.
Vinny: You see, I was thinking of writing my story, so I bought this one on how to do it.
Hannah: Why do you need 25 copies of it?
Vinny: In case I want to read it more than once...

Vinny: Nice day for a mow!

Vinny: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
Shaldeen: Why is that?
Vinny: Because you could melt all this stuff.

Vinny: You know, sometimes I even amaze myself.