Bill: So did she tell you why or was it phhhhhh.
Chris: Yeah, you know.
Bill: Marriage?
Chris: Uhhh
Bill: The commitment thing. So what are you afraid of?
Chris: Advice.

Chris driving: So what do you think? Left or right?

Chris: There are no rules in paper, rocks, scissors.

Bill: Chris what�s this word?
Chris: The
Bill: Oh.

Bill: I don�t think you understand the relationship a man has with his facial hair.
Gina: Oh please I am not asking you to cut off your penis.
Bill: Maybe you would like to try.

Bill: Shoot the dog!

Bill about Maria: Did you know she asked me to be her maid of honor?

Gina: So when are we going to invite them over for drinks?
Chris: Ah Bill?
Bill: Yes Chris?
Chris: Did I just hear you suggest we invite the neighbors over for drinks? The very people were are here to stakeout?
Bill: Why no Chris, I would never do such a thing.
Chris: Good to know Bill!

Bill: A few slices of vegetables, a side of humus. A homicide.

Bill: I can�t believe you never seen the show before.
Chris: All right now, which one is Stimpy?
Bill: Stimpy�s the cat, Ren is the Chihuauna. You idiot!
Chris: And which one is stinky?
Bill: Stinky is not a regular on the show. Stinky just appears every now and again.
Chris: Oh, so the bodily functions don�t appear every day?
Bill: No, it�s like a guest- staring bodily function. Sometimes it�s rotting teeth, sometimes it�s farts.
Chris: Where have I been?

Bill: You kill her, we kill you. It�s that simple.

Tony: Let�s talk gentlemen.
Chris: No talk.

Gina: He got me.
Chris: Yeah.
Gina: Did you get him?
Chris: Yeah.
Gina: Am I going to live?
Chris: Yeah.
Gina: Excellent.