Kent: Excuse me sir, is this the Delta house?
John: Sure come on in.

Kent: Hi guys. You guys playing cards?

Member: I, state your name.
Group: I, state your name.
Member: Do hear by pledge allegiance to the frat.
Group: Do hear by pledge allegiance to the frat.
Member: With liberty and fraternity for all.
Group: Amen.

John : Holy shit!
Daniel: There were blanks in that gun.
Kent: I didn't even point the gun at him.
John: Holy shit!
Daniel: There were blanks in that gun.
Kent: Maybe he had a heart attack.
John: Holy shit!

John: See if you can guess what I am now. (puts food in mouth, and smacks his cheeks) I'm a zit.

John: TOGA! TOGA!

Eric: Take it easy, I'm in pre-law, man.
Donald: I thought you're pre-med.
Eric: What's the difference?

John: When the tough get going . . . the going get tough.