Roger: Dad, when do you think we'll get to be a family again?
Roger's dad: Where I'm sitting. When the Angels win the pennant.

JP: You use to be Mel Clark?
Mel: Yeah, I use to be.

Whitt Bass: I thought the game started at one?
George Knox: It does start at one and you're a jackass.
Whitt: No, I'm a pitcher.

JP: It could happen.

Roger: There were Angels in the outfield and in the infield.
JP: Yeah, nine of them.

Al the Boss Angel: No one can see me or hear me but you!