Catch: I helped you!

Sharon: You know that's the first question people ask, have I ever killed someone? So casually, too. Like asking me what kind of car I drive. Why don't they ask me if I ever saved anyone, I wonder.
Date: Have you saved anyone before?
Sharon: Well, my mother would argue that God's the only one that saves.

Partner: I think the problem was that you didn't want to clean his itty bitty pipes.
Sharon: No, the problem was all I wanted to do was clean his pipes. It was the conversation that was pissing me off.
Partner: Was it?

Elanora: Your coats all dirty.
Catch: I tackled a guy.
Elanora: Why'd you tackle a guy?
Catch: 'Cause he was going for a touchdown.