Jim's Dad: Michelle, do you know why they call it "making love"?
Michelle: No, I just call it boning!

Stifler: Fuck you! I fucking hate not hating you!
Finch: Well...I did fuck your mother.
Stifler: Fucker! That's better!

Finch: But, as they say, "We'll always have Paris."
Stifler's Mom: And the pool table.
Finch: And the car.
Stifler's Mom: And the two-room suite I have upstairs.
Finch: Come on you!