Roger Cobb: Just because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant. And it's not that he didn't want to rape the environment and exploit the workers, I'm sure he did. It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity!

Tyrone Wattell: I have a lot of friends who are crazier than you. But not many friends who are better than you.

Roger Cobb: You'll have to do it.
Edwina Cutwater: Do what?
Roger Cobb: You know, take it out.
Edwina Cutwater: Take what out?
Roger Cobb: The little fireman.
Edwina Cutwater: The little fireman?!
Roger Cobb: You know, my penis!
Edwina Cutwater: How dare you say penis in front of a dead person.

Edwina Cutwater: Guess what I'm going to do?
Roger Cobb: What?
Edwina Cutwater: I'm going to come back from the dead.
Roger Cobb: Aaahhhh. And what makes you think you can do that?
Edwina Cutwater: Because I'm rich.

Burton Schuyler: Are you strong enough to continue?
Edwina Cutwater: What? Oh, I'm fine. Really. I'm fine. Tell them!
Dr. Betty Ahrens: She could drop dead any minute...
Edwina Cutwater: Don't mind her. She is only trying to make me feel good.

Edwina Cutwater: I can't believe this. I can't even die right.