Jones: Sorry, I'm not really good at this.
Lisa: Oh you will be. You will be.

Jane: You didn't have to do this.
Jones: That's ok. I've been meaning to buy some records.
Jane: We don't sell records.
Jones: Oh, I thought you said it was a record store.
Jane: It's just called a record store. It's all CDs.

Jane: *her car* How would you like to drive it?
Jones: Around the block or 2000 miles one way?

Jane: What the hell did you do to my car?