~*~ Airplane ~*~

Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Oveur: No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Capt. Oveur: No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.

Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Randy: There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was...
Ted Striker: The cockpit--what is it?
Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish.
Dr. Rumack: Ah right, now I remember. I had the lasagna.

Little Boy: Excuse me, I happened to be passing and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you. Thank you. Oh, won't you sit down?
Little Boy: Oh Thank you. Cream?
Little Girl: No thank you, I take it black...like my men.

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