People with Money

Lindsay: I'll do a little demonstration.
Stella: I love it when she does this.

Stella: Impressing your fans with your battle wounds?
Flack They were concerned about my recovery. I was just putting them at ease.

Lindsay: So, Flack, how many numbers did you get?
Flack: I don't like where you're going with this, Monroe.
Lindsay: How many?
Flack: Three.
Stella: Everybody loves a hero.

Not What It Looks Like

Lindsay: I don't remember Holly Golightly ever robbing a jewelry store.
Stella: You're right. It was a love story.
Lindsay: No love here.

Hawkes: I'm telling you, these girls were good.
Stella: We're better.

Lindsay: Danny, you've been staring at the same piece of glass for five minutes. You want me to bag it for you, or are you waiting for it to turn back to sand?

Danny: I don't get what the big deal is. A diamond is just an allotrope of the element carbon.
Lindsay: Spoken like a true romantic.

Hung Out to Dry

Stella: Did some research on the Hydra.
Mac: Woah, research - you're Greek, don't you know all that stuff?
Stella: Even we Greeks have to brush up on our mythology once in a while.

Sid to Mac and Sheldon: The rawness of the flesh indicates she was alive during the beheading, but I bet she didn't feel a thing. Her blood alcohol level was 0.26 - blotto. The highest I've ever registered was 0.23, but that was in celebration of my first divorce, and I fell down a flight of stairs, didn't feel a thing.

Lindsey: Prints were a bust. CODIS was about as helpful as FEMA.

Stella: Everything he does has a message.
Flack: How about "I'm wacked out of my gourd" as his message.

Flack: Get outa here.
Witness: No seriously thats what they...
Flack: No, I mean get out of my face, I never want to see you again.

Danny: Is this guy goin' all "Da Vinci Code" on us?

Open and Shut

Grace Thomason: You know, I read somewhere that you shot your boyfriend. Three times in the chest, point blank.
Stella: That was self defense.
Grace Thomason: Oh yeah?
Stella: I was a victim, you are a cold blood murderer.

Stella: I have no choice but to be emotionally involved in this case.

Stella: I know what it's like to be trapped in your own home and your only way out is a bullet.