You look worthy of my seed.
I could be a soulful black woman.
He has a hardcore lisp.
Jennifer King: I want to hear the "p" word.
Patrick: P-now.
Tim: P-Get the fuck up.
It's not everyday that I get to wear paaaants. -doing Tien's imitation of himself
He got his spode all over me. -making fun of my knowledge of Christmas porcelain
These timbits won't cost you 24 cents Canadian.
Sarah gets paycheck, shit-faced. -his Onion-style headline
Oh man, he got kicked in the vittles.
I want some CSO officers to come by and be all "I hear some ladies screaming in here. " "Yeah, they were screaming with pleasure."
This is hurting my shoulder. Could we all just lie on top of each other? That would be more comfortable.
I wonder if George has a proverbial foreskin. -after George said that her paper could suck her proverbial cock
"I want some caffeine, but not the butt nasty kind."
"Well don't drink any Sarah Anderson then." -his hypothetical conversation warning people against me
While it is not a part of the ass, I would do a drug called choad.
I want to be gaffer. Actually, I want to be best motherfucking boy.
Tim Frye: It's like dancing...
Sterling: ... with a beat.
Tim: Kind of like when I read a book, but with words.
Alcohol poisoning is for pussies.
If you light me on fire, I taste like Dr. Pepper.
Sterling: Wow. Tim and Dylan got haircuts. It must be a trend.
Tim: Kind of like bathing. It's the new thing.
me: sometimes, i want to punch you in the nose
tim: ! that just makes me cry. why would you damage my beautiful face? (on aim)