You're like a child. -Sterling, to me, like 30 times a day
Let's see if I can't outcreep the creeper. -Sterling
Sterling: ...and please get your fingers out of my anus.
James: ...and I'll do the same.
Sterling: Hey, you're kinda sweaty down there. Have you been running?
Foul temptress! You have to leave now! -Sterling to his then girlfriend
Sex and the City is lame. I hate that show. But what was Carrie doing when she cheated on Aidan? What a bitch! -James
Burritos. B-U-R-R-itos. -Sterling
He put a cap in your ass. -James
Oh my God... I wanted to be a Sith Lord right then, that's how angry I was. I wanted to reach out from across the cosmos and put a stranglehold on him. It was like an hour of angry. -Sterling
me: That's his wife.
James. It's not. But it's about to be. (about a corpse)
Y'all can listen to this music in the bedroom. Talk about a second coming. -James, about Prymary Colorz, a Christian rap group
Gayquil? That gets me up every time. -Sterlng
...and then he threw it into the sink. The sink filled with germs and death, to thaw. -Sterling, about Andrew's cooking methods
Bullshit! He's been watching Felicity or something. -Sterling, about Choadboy's take on relationships
Sterling: No sex for one year!
me: We're cutting you off!
Sterling: The sex police are shutting you down.
me: Fuck the damations.
James: Just like the Cheshire cat.
Hercules is not from Brooklyn. -Sterling
James: Go sneak into Sterling's room and whisper, "Marry me, Sterling."
me: What if he says yes?
James: Say, "You've made this [ex-girlfriend's name] very happy." He will crap the bed.
That's a grown-ass yacht. -James
James: Quick! Climb into my baggy pants!
Sterling: There's a party in there.
Before I take it in back, I want the money up front. -Sterling
I hope whoever designed this game has problems with his right foot, like ingrown toenails and clubfoot. -Sterling
Whoa! The new peanut butter is out? -James, on Episode 2/Lord of the RIngs release day
You hot seated the toilet? What? -Sterling
I've got leverage coming out my ass. And it hurts! -Sterling
James: That muppet has a uvula.
Sterling: Uh. is that in the mouth? I mean, I know it's in some guys' mouths, but...
Lionel Luthor (on Smallville): Altruism is not in your blood.
James: Hemoglobin is.
He'll be dialing down the center all season. -James, on CarrotTop's replacement of all the characters on 24