Rachel: That just slipped right out.
Andrew: That's what Scott said.
Change the channel do not. -Isaac, in Yoda mode
How can they have nice breasts AND live in Zaire? -Tim Frye
You know what's painful? Pear up your nose. -Patrick
Nazis killed the Old Hobo -Steve and Tim Frye's version of "Video Killed the Radio Star"
I could bruise [Sarah] with [my genitals]... particularly with a running start. -Isaac
Andrew: You score every game.
Rachel: Yeah, unlike Scott.
Speaking of which, you're female. Why don't you go get us some chips or something? -Andrew
Isaac:Maybe somebody stupid married him.
Dylan: Why somebody stupid?
Isaac: Because Jimmy Smits is UGLY!
Isaac: You've stolen my ass soul (after someone tried to take a picture of his ass).
Jonathan: Yes. My asshole.
Isaac: No. Your ass soul.