George (to me): You were mumbling [in your sleep].
Sterling (in high-pitched girl voice): I love Sterling. I wanna marry him twice.
Tim Frye: Look under there.
me: Under where?
Tim Frye: Yeeeeeaaaaaah!
Tim Herr: Oh, where's the Pulitzer committee?
I do make anal depositories... (after a few minutes of quiet contemplation) ... or maybe they're anal EXpositories. -Tim Frye
I'll Zumba the bullet out. -Andrew
Sterling: I'm full of Furr's and Dr. Pepper.
Tim Frye: You should go to a trading post and get some gold for those furs.
Sterling: I'm going to pretend you stopped existing before you said that.
Tim Frye: You could be Trapper Sterling.
Andrew: Trapper Sterling Zanzibar.
Sterling: We're the thinking man's Three Stooges.
What if I grow a mustache? -Steve, as he whips out a plastic black comb
Tim Herr: Everyone knows that the Tim solidarity breaks down for the Cute Triumvirate.
George: Julie, Alison and Sarah?
Tim Frye: Oh. I thought you were going to say Scott.
After conquering the basketball court, what left is there but choad hunting on the African savannah? -Andrew
Spock esta aqui? -Andrew
That's why they call me Bad Ass McNasty. -Andrew
Watch out for the pneumonia! -Isaac
I like that compliment in that it was directed at me. -Steve
I'm not your ass proxy. -Andrew
Andrew: Note how it's underlined four times delicately.
Dylan:How do you underline delicately?
Andrew: I don't know. Ask Tim Herr.
Cher's voicebox committed suicide. There was only so much it could take. -Steve
Sterling (to a file on his computer): Why won't you open?
Steve: Because I've been busy.
Steve: So the symbol for infinity shows the Arabs' affinity for butt sex?
Tim Frye: Yeah, they're butt cheeks.
Steve: You are the epitome of why people love Americans.
Andrew: What? He's crediting the Arabs with mathematical ingenuity.
Tim Frye: Precisely.