Your mother sucks cock in hell. -his ultimate insult
You're the one who's stupid. I'm just a Jew.
You figure it's cheaper than a vasectomy? -to Isaac, about watching the Disney movie Spirit
You will no longer be a man. -further expounding upon the emasculation from Spirit
There's also, "You're not as tight as your mom." -on how to piss off women
And we all know that marksmanship is the best quality to look for in a mate.
The sequel should be called Bring it MORE On.
"You know what? I like boobies. I'm going to have them in my movie."
"Which one?"
"All of them."
-his imaginary conversation with Paul Verhoeven
That's because her vagina is comfortable and available so he contines to be a repeat customer.
He can't get mad at you just because WE'RE jackasses.
Oh right. Making out. That's what I was thinking. -on whether or not Stephen Hawking has a fully-functional tongue
Who doesn't know everything about NASCAR?
Dylan grabs waitress' attention, ass.
You're going to make a great idiotic husband. -to Alison
I forgot that the orgy started at 11. -when the lights dimmed at O'Connell's