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The following are purportedly a
sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department
of Transportation's driving school (that is, Saturday Traffic School for
moving violation offenders.) ..... Enjoy!
Q: Do
you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What
for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who
has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same
time?
A:
The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns
don't kill people. I do."
Q:
What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A:
Always wear a condom.
Q:
When driving through fog, what should you use?
A:
Your car.
Q:
What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A:
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q:
What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive
lawfully?
A:
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q:
What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A:
Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q:
What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing
yellow traffic light?
A:
The color.
Q:
How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A:
Heavy psychedelics.
Q:
What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A:
Carry loaded weapons.
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since 19th Feb 1997.
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