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Man sees growth coming out from the center of his
forehead consults with a specialist who tells him he
has a rare genetic disorder and what's happening
to him is that a penis is growing out of his head.

He is told that his life is not in danger, but it's
inoperable due to its extensive root system. He is
told to wear a hat and that it could be a whole lot
worse.

"How can you say that? Every morning when I
comb my hair or shave, I'm going to see a dick
sticking out of me, do you know what that would
do to my ego?"

The doctor replied: "You won't see anything.
YOUR BALLS WILL BE IN YOUR EYES."

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