Top 10 Bad ideas during the race:

1)Trying to rearrange the huge midway banner that reads "ENJOY THE BIG TASTE OF JOHNSONVILLE BRATWURST" into a sign that says: ENJOY A BIG JOHNSON" at 3:30 in the morning. With a large knife. In the dark.

2) Digging out the crapper 'cause it's full.

3) "I forgot my rainsuit."

4) Getting downwind of the tear gas/pepper spray.

5) Tapping a guy on the shoulder, pointing at his wife, and exclaiming, "Jeez, I sure would like to rear-end her!" This can be worse with daughters.

6) Taking a leak on someone's tent, or worse, on someONE.

7) Do not pass out in a public place. Or, on second thought, in a private place either. The photographic memory is a lasting one. Who knows, it could be your 15 minutes of fame...

8) Seeing Ray naked (no .jpg please)

9) Digging out the crapper 'cause it's full. (intentional repeat)

10) Falling backwards out of a Sebringmobile, getting run over by drunks, and tossed in a muddy ditch. You miss the whole party!

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