Real Jeeps have round headlights??

If you beleive that only real Jeeps have round headlight, you must be an idiot! I'll even prove to you that your an idiot!

If your a Chrysler engineer...

Congrats, It only took you 10 years to find out that "real" Jeeps do have round headlights. Just imagine, for 10 years you had been stamping Jeep on the side of them and selling them like hotcakes! Newsflash! Real Jeeps don't have their interior stolen from a Geo Tracker!

If you have a new Wrangler...

I really truly hope that you like it. But if you come around here telling me that "real" Jeeps have round headlights, like so much Chryco propaganda would like you to beleive, this is what I have to say to you: Real Jeep Wranglers don't have airbags, coil springs or pretty little car like interior. Not to mention real Jeeps are built, not bought!

Finaly, If you own a CJ7...

You seem to be the Jeep owner that will give me the most "flack" about having sqaure headlights. Well, guess what, same body tub, same 6 cylinder motor and both Jeeps have leaf type suspension(granted some CJ's had better axles). However, my jeep lacks one spot of bubbled paint after 11 years in Wisconsin winters! I haven't seen even an 86 CJ7 that isn't dropping body pieces like a lepper. Course I supose you'd argue that your Jeep now weighs less. Maybe you'd just go right for the throat and say that "real" Jeeps aren't made by Chrysler. Well, you'd better thank Ma Mopar they are, because in case you didn't notice, AMC went under about 10yrs ago. I wonder why! They had great cars like the Javelin, the Gremlin and the Eagle 4x4 car. Marketing genius at work! Go shove that rusty piece of shit up your ass and give yourself tetnis!