Surgeon General

Surgeon General's warning,

States don't smoke if bearing.

Why not,

Don't smoke if hot?

Why so?

Well who wants a hoe,

That smells like rot,

But is hot?

Not me,

Cause it's not all see,

And no smell.

Wouldn't it be swell,

If we all smelled good,

And we all could,

Stay inside,

When it's cold outside?

Isn't it amazing,

That people freeze when blazing?

Did you think,

The only smoke that stinks,

Is the one with nicotine,

And which is legal to be scene,

Smoking,

Or toking.

So weather you chain,

Or smoke a little in vain,

It all smells.

So hope it quells,

Your desires,

To get higher,

Cause you stink.

So let's go get a drink.