Pissing

Standing up I piss,

It streams like this.

Comes with such speed,

You might find the need,

To stand back,

While I itch my sack.

Sometimes it's clear,

Then you don't fear,

Of sickness,

But that could be drunk piss.

When it's yellow,

Nothing to worry fellow,

But when it's orange,

That is strange.

Unless you're me,

That's just the color I pee.

If it burns,

That will turn,

Your eyes to water,

And you should call a doctor.

When you bladder full,

Then pee even in school,

It feels good.

When you have wood,

It could go anywhere,

So be scared,

That you might pee,

Where someone will see,

You miss the pot,

With that shot.

So go ahead and tinkle,

Just not in the sink fool.