Kin of Rin-Tin-Tin

You think you funny now?

Damn your jokes are weak wow.

You cracking on me, how?

When you could be related to a cow.

So shall I begin,

With saying this is a sin,

That I'm getting myself in,

Just like it is to kick you in the shin.

You look like Rin-Tin-Tin,

Like he the next of kin.

I would take you for a spin,

But your double chin,

Would act like a fin,

And make me spin.

How you going to win,

When you never been,

Playing the game we are in?