My yorkshire dog doesn' see,
my yorkshire dog doesnt even wee
cos he aint real but in my head
n im slightly crazy but not better of dead
My yorkshire dog makes you look the other way
My yorkshire dogs nearly but not quite gay.
He aint really sure of what team he bats for
but if he knew every shot would be a score!
YEAHHH YEAHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH
My yorkshire dog wears a birthday suit
and my oh my does he look cute
my yorkshire dog wants you too
you know hes great at karate cos his real names Hu flung poo