--Fuck you to anyone who hasn't mastered the art of personal hygiene.
--Fuck you to everybody who feels it's their god-given right to inform everybody else about their phone conversation. You don't need to talk that loud on your cell phone. If you did, it wouldn't be jammed up right next to your ear.
--Fuck you Andrea. Yeah, you heard me. Fuck you and your stupid little folders that served no purpose whatsoever except to eventually deliver papercuts to the hands of the info crew.
--Fuck you David. I might be the youngest person in the booth, but I'm fucking 20 years old. Stop talking to me and everyone else like we are five!
--No, no, no Christina Ag-u-whora. You are mistaken. Fuck you!
--Who in the hell signed that "so far from talented" person who calls herself Ashanti? Christ on a cracker! The only thing that bitch can say is "Oh baby" over and over and over. If I hear another song with those lyrics, I swear I'm gonna hurt somebody.
--I never said I wouldn't tear into any animals. That being said...fuck that whiny-ass dog that chewed through my TV cable. What the fuck was up with that? What did I ever do to you?
--This one's for Tiffany: Fuck the poeple in Miami who own and operate motor vehicles.
--If I ever see another military recruiter I'm gonna beat the shit out of him and then shove his own boots up his ass. I had one approach the booth today asking why I wasn't signed up. I said " If I were the least bit interested would I be sitting here right now?" Dumbass - i gotta fight to prove my manhood-brainwashed - dickless - closet pussy - my papa was in the army so I've gotta be too - MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--F>u>c>k my stupid computer for crashing every week this summer. I'm gonna revert to paper and a piece of coal. Why? 'Cause it's fucking more reliable than this piece of shit.
--There's gotta be a loop-hole that will allow me to smack the next person that asks me for change. Am I the only one on this earth that isn't codependent? There's these things called "Coke machines;" they give you change if you give them a dollar. And guess what? They're right beside the motherfucking shopping carts that you are trying to get change for. No, they don't take $5 bills. When have you ever seen a coke machine take a five? Next time you get a wellfare check, ask them to send you a portion of it in quarters, you lazy ass bitch!!!
--Evidently you didn't get the hint the first time, David. I hope you finally do. I know you'll have plenty of free time now that you've been fired and escorted off of the mall premises. Fuck you, you ignorant -arrogant - self absorbed - always gotta point you finger in someone's face - gotta clip your toenails at work - smelly - short - dishonest - money grubbing - fuck. Go back to India and learn how to be passive. Learn English; hell you've been in this country how long and you're how old? I can't believe you took other people's lost items back to the original stores and got cash or credit for whatever they bought. For other people's things! You sick and twisted (not to mention "heartless") bastard. Rot in hell, you worthless piece of shit.
--This eBay fuck you out to those who don't leave feedback. I go out of my way to make sure your item gets to you in one piece and on-time and you take it for granted. This is why I don't leave feedback (as a seller) until I receive feedback.
--If you use the HOV lane by yourself, FUCK YOU up your exhaust pipe!
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