Shibby!!

ok so i was in art class and our art teacher told us that she wanted us to choose an artist and one of his works for a stupid little project thing. so she hands me a book to look through. so im sitting there looking at some really good pictures when i come across this eye and i was like OMG! thats outta Donnie Darko! so i decided id draw that. i got up to get a piece of paper and i banged my knee off the table. then i tripped over darrens bag and landed flat on my face at the teachers feet. i was so embarrassed!

i went to see rancid a little while back in the olympia. and we were trying to get our mates down to standing area. long story short, one of the girls gave us a signed ticket to use but wanted it back. the guy i gave it to lost it and my m8 bob was gonna kill him. i went out and after a while of freaking out a guy goes, give me your ticket and ill get the band to sign the whole thing for you. i was like omg thank you. so i got outside and sara (the girl whos signed ticket i was responsible for. it was only signed by tim tho) was like omg wheres my ticket? i was like ok im sorry but technically it was my fault it got lost, BUT i got you a ticket signed by the whole band. hee hee im on her good list FOREVER =oP lol < and thats the short version!

we were all after coming out of the cinema after seeing the hulk (CRAPPY FILM!!) and it was really late so we were waiting for dara's dad to collect us. me and caroline were standing beside the bus-stop and were getting sick of waiting, when this 70 pulls up. caroline looks at it then turns and shouts, "were does the 70 into the city center go??" lmfao she didnt realise how stupid a mistake that was until every1 was laughing at her. these two guys sitting at the bus stop where lauhging so hard i thought one of them was going to have a hernia attack!!

theres this place in town called the hideout, im not sure if ya know it or not, but its a pool hall. one day me and my m8s were in the hideout just hanging out listening to the jukebox (its a video jukebox so it plays the videos on screen and has wicked bands, not just pop) when dani went up to get change. the guy who works there (im not going to disclose his name, for legal reasons, lets just call him "joe") wouldnt give her her change. and he was looking at her cleavage as he does everyday he sees her. anyway he proceeds to tell her he has his dick pierced lmfao and dani, intregued by this goes, oh yeah? and he was like yeah. so anyway she drags me up with her and were standing outside his little glass box thingy and dani goes, show us then. and im standing there not knowing what to expect, when all of a sudden "joe" goes, i wasnt lying when i told you i had my dick pierced and i was like wtf?? and he stands up, whips his dick out to reveal this big shiny metal ring. im standing there in complete astonishment, and dani goes, thanks, and walks off dragging me with her.

ok so i went to this gig in dun laoghaire with my dun laoghaire crew. it was wicked. music good, guys were cute. anyway im standing there, knowing no1 but having a wicked time, when this guy touchs me on the arm, i turn around and it was my m8. i was like o what you doen here. and we were talking for a while. then up comes dan, being the womaniser he is, with two chics on his arms. i personally, dont know any1 who would degrade themselves by being seen with the biggest womaniser ever. anyway, im stanging there saying hi to every1, and i turn and say, ill see you guys later. walked back to my "crew" lol. a little while later i look over to see dan in a lip lock with a different chic again. im like oooooo its on lol. so i had a great idea, just to make a show of dan. i walk up to them "falling" over everything and when i reached him, i grabbed him by the shoulder and turn him around, screaming, i knew you were cheating on me all along! then proceeded to slap him across the face, then i ran off. this guy comes over and was like, dude i saw what happened, you ok? lol i was like, yeah fine. i found it absolutely hilarious......unfortunately, so did dan.

hahaha ok so when i was in like 1st year i think it was, we had pe straight before break. on this one faithful day the showers were switched off on accounta no hot water. so we were told not to have showers, just to get dressed and go unless we enjoyed cold showers. i didnt think Anything of this and got dressed to go home for lunch. now at the time, i had this disgusting illuminous beekeenee. it was pink with orange outline. anyway, when i went home for lunch i completely forgot about my beekeenee so i didnt change it...derr. anywho, first thing after break we had IT which was upstairs. off i go just walkin along minding my own bussiness when some 6th year sticks out their foot to trip me up. and congratulations to them, it works. i went flying forward, stumbling, then finally coming to rest on my back, with my skirt around my waist. ive never been so embarrassed. and to make things so much worse, i stuck up my hand for my mate to help me up , and she just stepped over me. derrr embarrasment!!

Ooook, Theres pictures of my wopping bruise that i got last night (8th/10/03). ok so i was running up the stairs yeah? and ya know the way most people fall DOWN the stairs? well since im so bloody special, i managed to fall UP the stairs! bet ya thought it was impossible! well the proof is there!! anywho yeah so im running up the stairs, when i dont know how, but i catch my foot in the last step and fall forwardish, landing on my side. no no, thats not all, it just so happened, i landed on my RIGHT side, where my RIGHT pocket is, where my faithful keys lay. voile! big massive purple bruise. and to make things worse, last night, when it was blue, there were scrapes on it. i woke up this morning and didnt think to look. so off i go to school and when i get to Maths, i pull my chair out, go to sit down, and bash my bloody bruise off the radiator. it wasnt till after, when i actually checked my bruise i realised it was an attractive shade of purple!so there ya have it folks! how to sucessfully get a purple bruise!

8th/10/03

11th/10/03

ROFL omg ok so i got a webcam yeah? and one day i was talking to my dahling vikki over it when my mom screamed at me from kitchen to go help her. anywho im not 100% sure what happened but we got into an argument and i came storming into the sitting room where my pc is. now at the time i was wearing these baggy trousers that i was walkin on. so anywho in i come really pissed off when all of a sudden im on my back on the ground and all i could think was OMG did she see me? should i get up? should i crawl outta the room? so anywho i get up then all i hear is vikki going OMG HAHAHAHHA. bitch lmao and to make matters a million times worse, Jason (who i have MAJOR feelings for) was standing there too. yes he saw me too. no i havent lived it down. fockers!!

Stupid, Unapealling Stories That Im Sure You'll Hate, But i dont care, cause this is my site and ima do what the fuck i want with it!!

Ok, so a while ago Jess was stayin in my house, and we were both Really hungry so we decided to Order Chinese. somthing you gotta know about my house, i have at least one of every chinese/pizza/Indian Menu going. so anywho, we were sitting there deciding where to order from when i remembered my mumzie tell me about a new chinese restaurant opening up over at spar. off i went and Dug out the Menu. so im sitting there and i asked Dear young Jessica what she would like to eat, anywho after she told me i got her to ring up the chinese and order, seeing as i CAN NOT talk too good on the phone. anywho some chinese Lady answers the phone and me and Jess were in this big hyper buzz mood, cause we were like uber tired, anywho, this chinese chic was all, can i take your order n Jess was ordering and the lady was like, can you hold a minute? Jess being really hyper blurts out, NO! lmao, so anywho, after this one outburst, she has to keep going cause we both find it hilarious, her sitting on the phone saying no to some chinese chic whos trying to take our order, and me sitting on the swivel chair thing nearly falling backwards cause im laughing so hard. so after the 12th time of jess saying no to this chic some english Lady gets on the phone and is all, hey so this is your order, taking no shit from us, and then she was like right, Bye! so me and jess were just laughing and laughing when our food arrives and i was like mmm food, i ate some and i swear on a cows eye it tasted like Piss lmfao!! i was like mom never order from there, theyll pee in your food they hate us!!

Tsangs Restaurant Incident 1

LMFAO ok so the same night as the whole peeing in my food incident at Tsangs happened, so did this! the delivery Guy arrives yeah and i was like Jess go out and Pay him ill get our stuff ready, and it was the night i had lost my money in my room (grr) so we had a SHIT load of change to give this delivery guy and i didnt want to be the one on the giving end so i got jess to do it! so there she is with a chunk of change and this delivery guy, he goes thats 12.90 and jess i like ok here and just hands him all the change, and he counts it and goes, your 3 euro over here and jess goes, yeah i know. so this delievery guy, happy as the world, thinkin hes gettin a tip turns round and begins to walk off and Jessicas standing at the door, when she looks up and goes, so am i going to get my change? OMG LMAO!! the poor delievery guy was like oh, so eh you want your change and jess goes, well yeah it IS my change!! and he was NOT a happy camper so he goes to give her the money back and Jess realises how mean she sounds and goes and blames it on ME! LMAO she goes, oh its just its my m8s money and he was like, yeah sure whatever! lmao so jess closes the door and rushs into the Kitchen telling me bout it when the door knocks! Jess goes, OMG HES BACK HES GONNA KILL ME! you answer it!! i was like no you do it!! so she goes and answers the door, and hes standing here and he goes, your 12 cent short or summat lmao omg ive never laughed so hard in my life!! i wont be ordering from there again..i actually think i thre out the menu lmao!

Tsangs Restaurant Incident 2

Hahahaha! ok so as you probably know (or dont) i find stupid things absolutely hilarious, pretty much all the time, so one day im up in my bed, think i was watching tv or somthing i dunno, but anywho Gareth comes running up the stairs. now as Gareth it a HORSE of a bloke, hes not too light on his footsies...so anywho up the stairs he comes stomping, when something doesnt sound right and i hear a gigantic thump! Then i hear my mom, omg are you ok?? lmao!! up the stairs she comes, and im in my room near enough to wetting myself when my door opens and my mom is standing there with a really sincere look on her face. i look past her and Gareths rolling around the hall in complete pain. well i couldnt hold it in, and neither could you if you saw a bloke of 6 foot rolling around the ground, so i burst out laughing and my mom took one look at me and did the exact same, so there we were, rolling around my bedroom laughing at Gareth rolling around the hall in utter pain..oh it was fucking hilarious!!

LMAO ok so someone even Funnier than Gareth is my Uncle John. my uncle john lives with us yeah and sees his kids on sundays..so he usually brings them out here. but one faithful day John and his Girlfriend Louise decide to take the kids to St. Ann's Park. the last time i was in St. Ann's was years ago so now im lead to believe theres a merry-go-round thing there that you push yourself...so Johns Youngest daughter Amy decides she wants to go on this and wanted John to push her...all was well untill John was running round the thing pushing her when his footsie gets caught in his other footsie and he just kinda lumps forward and falls flat on his face ON A HILL so he starts to roll down the hill. lmao and Louise and the kids are standing there laughing at his rolling down a huge hill as everyone looks on in complete hysteria!!

Hahaha ok so today is pancake tuesday and Gareth took the day off work but still went out for a while, so he came back about 45 minutes ago and i said, Make me Pancakes! so off he goes lookin for the electric whisk thing and im like nooo ya gotta mix it yourself so he goes meh i cant find it i might as well, so off he goes whisking away and he goes, ah here so he finds the hang held electric whisk thing and off he pops thinkin hes the next Jamie Oliver and im standing there going dont do that, im telling you not to do that, then he proceeds to tell me he watched some show on how to make pancakes..ponse! so there he is, standing there with the whisk thing and hes thinkin hes great when the pancake mix sprays him straight in the face and goes all over his top!! well i dropped to the ground and i think i only got up when the pancakes had been made..even then i was still laughin!

A Gran-ny old day...

LMAO ok me and Bec were in town and we were walkin up Grafton street and there was this little old lady in front of me. she was walkin Extremely slow and i was getting really irritated..so i burst out, move it or ill break your hip!! so me and becca were laughing about it and i said it again but this time i went, Yo Bitch, move it or ill brake your hip and some lady turned around and looked at me with this huge sour face on her and i was like oh no no no no no not you i didnt mean... i was like oh shit and i turned round and becca was half a mile in front of me dying with the laughter...whore!! ABANDON ME WILL YOU!!

A Gran-ny old day... pt.2...

Eww Me Bec and Luke were on the bus on our way to Dun Laoghaire and we were just sittin there in deep conversation about Trawlers when these two ladies get on the bus and sit beside Becca and me. well the smell was absolutely disgusting! if i knew what an ass smelt like id say it smelt like a sweaty ass! it was disgusting! luke was getting drowsy and i was gaggin while Becca was clawing at the window...as she got it open she stuck her head out the window like a dog! i was sooooo envious! ick then we were gettin off the bus and the lady was gettin off too in front of Bec and i was still fuckin gaggin! ick ick fuckin ick!!

The Hideout Story....2!!

Eww ok so it was "that time of the month" and i really needed to use the bathroom so we ran to the Hideout and i was like i need to use the toilet n Johnny was like eh....ok..so i ran down the toilet and there was someone in it so i used to guys toilet everything went fine till they had no bin so i just put the applicator thing behind the toilet THEN the toilet wouldnt flush i was like omg this is not happening so i put tissue over the thing in the toilet, but not before i couldnt take the tissue out!! then we got out and this guy went straight into the bathroom after us and was lookin in the toilet...then just as we thought the saga was over the box fell..ick embarrassment!!

the hideout story!