Twin Squeaks by Dean Cameron Reynolds
I've done something naughty, I've done something bad, But­ I don't feel guilty, I feel a bit glad,­ Will I tell you the truth? Will I say what I did? Or will I keep it to myself and giggle a bit? It was just a little naughty, not really so much, It was just a shade of naughty, hardly a touch! Will I tell you the truth? Are you ready to hear? Or will it shock and disturb your good-natured ear? Maybe it will;­ I really don't know, I don't want to scare and frighten you so! It was just a speck of naughty, just a little dot, And I'm really all good now, I swear on the spot! I'm not feeling guilty, is that really so bad? I feel a little pleasureˇ­ does that really make you sad? Is your opinion of me now really so low? It was just a teensy naughty, will it really grow? There is no guilt, and I'm not even feeling sorry, Oops! I see now in your eyes that you're starting to worry! It wasn't naughty really,­ well, maybe just a bit. And I'm sorry about the giggling, that's just a little habit. Will I tell you about my naughty? Will I tell you about my fun? You see I used to have two fluffy mice, but now there's only one.