| Beef Steaklet Meal |
| Get off my bloody finger! You piece of sellophane Wrapped around my beef dinner Its driving me insane I long to eat its contents Potato chips and Peas But all I get is stripped plastic Oh you really are a tease! The steaklet in its gravy Is steaming, piping hot But can I taste this juicy meal? No, i'm afraid I cannot So why is it impossible? Can't the manufacturers see? It is sending me around the bend Please retailer, hear my plea At last! I've triumphed, the packets clear I can now get to the food Because of this eternal struggle It now tastes twice as good. |
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