| Pubic service annoucements |
| SPACE FLAMINGOS ARE WATCHING US. Don't blink, thats when they get you. |
| Goat poop ruled edible by Sumpreme Court!! |
| Food critic |
| Don't eat anything prepared by a midget who smells of cabbage. |
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| Other news |
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| Purple Turkeys from Turkey, have laid seige on the land of Canada for stealing their prized purple turkey baster. |
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| Canada has retaliated by sending Tom Green to Turkey! |
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