(Be careful, some gaps will take more than one word!)


If I had a $1,000,000

(If I had a $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you

(I would buy you )

And if I had a $1,000,000

(If I had a $1,000,000)

I'd buy you for your house

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or )

And if I had a $1,000,000

(If I had a $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you a K-Car

(A nice Reliant )

And if I had $1,000,000

I'd buy .


If I had a $1,000,000

I'd build in our yard

If I had $1,000,000

You could help, it wouldn't be that hard

If I had $1,000,000

Maybe we could put like a little tiny in there somewhere

You know, we could just go up there and

Like open and stuff

There would already be foods laid out for us

Like little pre-wrapped and things

mmmmmmmm

They have prewrapped sausages but they don't have prewrapped

Well can you em?

Uhh, yeahhhh!


If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you

(But not that's cruel)

And if I had $1,000,000

(If I had a $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you

(Yup like a llama or an emu)

And if I had $1,000,000

(If I had a $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

(All them crazy bones)

And If I had $1,000,000

I'd buy your love.


If I had a $1,000,000

We wouldn't have to walk to

And If I had a $1,000,000

We'd take 'cause it costs more.

If I had a $1,000,000

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft

But we would eat Kraft

Of course we would, we’d just eat more

And buy really expensive with it

That’s right, all the fanciest dijon

Mmmmmm


If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you

(But not , that's cruel)

And if I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you some

( or a Garfunkel)

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you

(Haven't you always wanted ?)


If I had $1,000,000

I’d buy your love


If I had $1,000,000, If I had $1,000,000

If I had $1,000,000, If I had $1,000,000