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| THE FLINTSTONES � THE BANE OF BARNEY�S EXISTENCE The Rubbles needed a house, so they searched the real estate pages for the perfect house. They settled on a confy little flat in a town called Bedrock � two bedrooms, for when they decide to have a child. (Little did they realize that Barney�s paint-huffing binges of his teen years caused his sperm count to drop to virtually zero � thus the adoption of superbaby BAMM-BAMM. More on that later.) After settling in, it was time to meet�the NEIGHBORS. Barney decided to make the first gesture and go over to the next door neighrbor�s house to introduce himself. As he went to knock on the door, a loud CRASH came from the house, following by 2 voices screaming at the top of their lungs, then another CRASH. Being the good Samaritan, Barney knocked on the door to see if there was anything he can do. What answered the door make his skin crawl and the hair on the back of his neck stand up. This HUGE, obese man with a mouth bigger than his head stood in the doorway. �WHAT IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN� HELL DO YOU MUTHAFUCKIN� WANT, YOU MUTHAFUCKA?� All Barney could do was stammer like an idiot. His condition caused him to start laughing in his special way. Fred�s face loosened, then he started laughing. Soon they were both laughing uncontrollably. �What�s your name, pal?� asked Fred. �Barney Rubble.� "YABBA DABBA DOO!� exclaimed Fred. This would echo through Barney�s head until his demise. �Come on in, pal! HEY WILMA! Gimme a couple of beers for me and my new pal, Barney Rubble!� With that, a special bond was born � for better or for worse. |
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