The Great American Smoke Out.

 

The following are ACTUAL words of wisdom from supposed icons of our society:

 

“It’s better not to want to kill yourself” – Anne Heche

 

Frankly, I don’t even think commentary is necessary on this one.  Anne Heche, I think your brain has left your body.  Of course anyone who’s not sure if they like boys or girls and constantly needs to play both sides to figure it out…hum.  Like, can we, like, get a ruling on this…or something!

 

“... But most important is to not give up on giving up." - Christy Turlington

 

Okay I’m confused?  Give up on Giving up? Or don’t give up?  Or giving up that I don’t give up?  What was it that I was giving up on…oh I remember.  I give up on stupid people.

 

“People who smoke taste bad when you kiss them." – Joshua Jackson

 

Welcome to real fucking life Joshua.  Frankly when you hit 25 or so, if you even live that long, which I doubt someone with such a minimal IQ could do…but I forget we don’t live in a world where you have to responsible for your own life, and he’s probably not really in charge of his own affairs anyway…but I digress:  The truth is EVERYONE has bad breath.  We all stink some how to someone.  Get down off your fucking high horse and listen to the real world for a moment.  We drink and smoke because it makes assholes like you bearable.  It makes your rotten mouth taste like a fucking peach!  So when you stand up there and say something where you think that you are being witty, what you are really doing is unmasking and exposing that your still wearing diapers on the world!

 

"My mother died of heart disease and emphysema at 70.” - Mimi Kennedy

 

Died at 70?  Well that’s 6 years short of the national average.  Sounds to me like she lived a long life.  How much longer would she have lived if she hadn’t smoked?  We don’t know.  We can’t know.  It’s stupid to try and use this kind of argument against people. The next one proves this point:

 

"I smoked for 23 years and quit 8 years ago” - S. Epatha Merkerson

 

…and quite 8 years ago.  You’re still alive today?  Must not be that bad for you afterall.  You’ll probably life to 70 as well, wouldn’t that be ironic.  Stopped smoking and died anyway, hum.

 

“Second-hand smoke is responsible for making hundreds of thousands of children sick every year” – Steve Young

 

That’s right Steve, but what about the millions of cars on the road, you think that the exhaust from those things is any healthier for your children.  I don’t see you leading a crusade to return to a society of walking for the protection of our children.  In fact, how DO you get your children to and from places?    Not to mention you were openly part of a violent game that thousands of young idolize.  How many of those children went on to have bad knees, terrible arthritis, broken spines?  How many people have you personally been responsible for destroying because children believe in what you do?  It’s hypocrisy like yours that really fucking pisses me off.  Standing up pretending to be a good person, when you’re so ignorant of the cause and effect of your own life.  Sit down and shut up.

 

 

As for smoking in general.  Do what you want.  The damn things say right on the side of them, “DANGEROUS!”  and there was never a time in my own life where I didn’t know that.  Never did I pick up a pack of smokes and look surprised to find the warning on the side.  Besides, only a complete and utter moron wouldn’t assume that inhaling smoke into your lungs was not bad for you and people with such a tiny brain really don’t need to populate our planet, because idiots like Rob Reiner will attempt to legislate them into conformity.  I could do without both.

 

I will smoke today, which I don’t normally do, just to show that freedom of thought and expression far out way the inevitable conclusion of life.  If these children parading before us don’t realize that we all eventually die…then … oh well.

 

I hope some asshole comes up to me and says something about it being the Great American Smoke out, or tells me that my smoke offends him, he’s in for a rude surprise!  I’ve got a shovel big enough to collect all of his verbal diarrhea and shove it right back down his throat.

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