The Great American Smoke
Out.
The following are ACTUAL
words of wisdom from supposed icons of our society:
Frankly, I don’t even think
commentary is necessary on this one.
Anne Heche, I think your brain has left your body. Of course anyone who’s not sure if they like
boys or girls and constantly needs to play both sides to figure it
out…hum. Like, can we, like, get a
ruling on this…or something!
“... But most important is to not give up on giving
up." - Christy Turlington
Okay
I’m confused? Give up on Giving up? Or
don’t give up? Or giving up that I
don’t give up? What was it that I was
giving up on…oh I remember. I give up
on stupid people.
“People who smoke taste bad when you kiss them." –
Joshua Jackson
Welcome
to real fucking life Joshua. Frankly
when you hit 25 or so, if you even live that long, which I doubt someone with
such a minimal IQ could do…but I forget we don’t live in a world where you have
to responsible for your own life, and he’s probably not really in charge of his
own affairs anyway…but I digress: The
truth is EVERYONE has bad breath. We
all stink some how to someone. Get down
off your fucking high horse and listen to the real world for a moment. We drink and smoke because it makes assholes
like you bearable. It makes your rotten
mouth taste like a fucking peach! So
when you stand up there and say something where you think that you are being
witty, what you are really doing is unmasking and exposing that your still
wearing diapers on the world!
Died
at 70? Well that’s 6 years short of the
national average. Sounds to me like she
lived a long life. How much longer
would she have lived if she hadn’t smoked?
We don’t know. We can’t
know. It’s stupid to try and use this
kind of argument against people. The next one proves this point:
…and
quite 8 years ago. You’re still alive
today? Must not be that bad for you
afterall. You’ll probably life to 70 as
well, wouldn’t that be ironic. Stopped
smoking and died anyway, hum.
“Second-hand smoke is responsible for making hundreds of
thousands of children sick every year” – Steve Young
That’s
right Steve, but what about the millions of cars on the road, you think that
the exhaust from those things is any healthier for your children. I don’t see you leading a crusade to return
to a society of walking for the protection of our children. In fact, how DO you get your children to and
from places? Not to mention you were
openly part of a violent game that thousands of young idolize. How many of those children went on to have
bad knees, terrible arthritis, broken spines?
How many people have you personally been responsible for destroying
because children believe in what you do?
It’s hypocrisy like yours that really fucking pisses me off. Standing up pretending to be a good person,
when you’re so ignorant of the cause and effect of your own life. Sit down and shut up.
As for smoking in
general. Do what you want. The damn things say right on the side of them,
“DANGEROUS!” and there was never a time
in my own life where I didn’t know that.
Never did I pick up a pack of smokes and look surprised to find the
warning on the side. Besides, only a
complete and utter moron wouldn’t assume that inhaling smoke into your lungs
was not bad for you and people with such a tiny brain really don’t need to
populate our planet, because idiots like Rob Reiner will attempt to legislate
them into conformity. I could do
without both.
I will smoke today, which I
don’t normally do, just to show that freedom of thought and expression far out
way the inevitable conclusion of life.
If these children parading before us don’t realize that we all
eventually die…then … oh well.
I hope some asshole comes up
to me and says something about it being the Great American Smoke out, or tells
me that my smoke offends him, he’s in for a rude surprise! I’ve got a shovel big enough to collect all
of his verbal diarrhea and shove it right back down his throat.