Some one had me change the caption of a picture from this:

 

“Device is transparent”

 

To this:

 

“Device’s Molding Compound is transparent”

 

I didn’t ask why.  Frankly,  I really didn’t want to have that creature spew his nasty breath all over me and then like some Iraqi commando, drop his bomb of stupidity and stink, then just disappear back into the caves. 

 

I could only assume that the reason why the bastard had me change this caption was because he thought that the original caption wasn’t clear enough.  What the fuck?  First and foremost the caption was accompanied by a picture that showed the device in full vivid fucking color.  Anyone with the intelligence to actually recognize that it was printed material and not something to eat with your fortified favorite breakfast cereal would have been able to recognize that it was not completely transparent, that like most things that you buy that are transparent, you can see all the fucking guts of the thing inside.  It seemed obvious to me that the device was only transparent on the outside and that the inside was made of what ever electronic devices are made out of. 

 

I don’t know about you but we see transparent things all the time now at the local electronics store.  Plastic phones, televisions, portable stereos, you name it and so many different colors that it boggles the eye.  Fuck, just look at the Imac!  I don’t remember them saying in the ad, “Transparent top, but the insides are still opaque!”  Why would they have to?  Only a complete moron would have to have that explained to them.

 

I’m fucking insulted by these so called brainy people.  I can’t stand them.  What in god’s name does one have to do to escape this shitty existence?  It’s not as if I’ve been terribly evil all my life and somehow this is payback.    Everyday is a nightmare and I’ve got nothing to look forward to. 

 

Knowing my luck some idiot down at the end of the hall will climb up from their drunken slumber and see this change, call a meeting about it, and change it back!  It’s a waste of time.  All of this.  If this building was taller I’d jump off the fucker.