“We congratulate the Islamic Nation on the bold heroic jihad operations that her children ... the mujahedeen in Yemen against the crusader's oil tanker and in Kuwait against the enemy troops and the American occupation," Purported to be Osama BL.

 

 

Hey fuckhead, the crusades ended in the 13^th century.  Get a fucking clue! 

 

Let me try and make this easy on you.

 

1.    In the 11^th century when Pope Urban II announced the crusades, he was doing so at the urging of the Eastern Roman Empire, one Emperor Alexius.  Both men wanted to protect outreymer from falling into hands that they figured was ‘pagan’.  Pope Urban the II was a fool to have included the call to ‘holy’ war, mostly because there is no such thing.  If god really wanted to kill your enemies he would. 

2.     In the 13^th century when the crusades ended, it was a tie.  Maybe that fucking towel around your head is too tight and you missed that part of your historical teachings in Saudi Arabia.  Or maybe, the government censors didn’t bother to inform you of this fact.  But the truth is neither side really won.  It was, for all intentional purposes, a stalemate.  Neither side could win enough and neither side wanted to loose anymore.  That by definition is probably about as close to a tie as one can get.

3.     From the 6^th to 13^th century it was true that your part of the world had the technological advantage.  You had schooling and universities.  You had ambitions and new ideas.  But all of that is dead.  Once the west woke up from it’s dark age, you dwindled into obscurity.  Because, you stole all of your ideas from the Far East, mostly China.  Nothing was really yours in the first place.  You didn’t even have the forethought to create your own gods.  Instead you latched on to the Jewish god.   It was only a matter of time before you’re theft caught up with you.  It’s the old adage, “Feed a man a fish and he eats for a day.  Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime.”  And let’s face it, you and your kind have never learned to fish.

Now the west is miles a head of you.  So far, in fact, that I don’t think you understand the destruction we can bring down on you.
You’re whole organization is akin to those aliens that invaded earth in that terrible movie “Independence Day”.  You plan to take over everything, but you have no plan once you’re there.  It’s just destroy, destroy, destroy.

 

You and your people have always been at the mercy of greater minds, and you hate it.   

Up to this point you had always been able to steal just enough from the intelligent people around you to push your ideas forward through huge masses of poverty stricken armies.  We all know that.  We all realize that you never had an advantage over your enemy by true patriots, but instead, drive them by pulling on the strings of their stomachs.  And once you’ve the world under your fingers are we to assume that suddenly you’ll think that feeding the millions left in your wake will be important?  No.  We know better.

You do not have the heart or the compassion.  All you really want is to destroy.  Fine.  That can be arranged.  We’ll just start with you and your kind.  You’ve climbed into a furnace, you fool, and we have no problem burning you up.