“Jesus fucking Christ on a slice of blackened toast!”

 

I bet that’s pretty offensive, isn’t it?

 

Too bad.

 

It’s just words.  Stupid words that portray a certain feeling for a certain moment.  But nothing more.  I’ll tell you what I hate, mothers that think me saying that in front of their children is going to somehow turn their perfect angel child into some kind of demon.  I hate gun toting flag waiving Christians that say such language is morally corrupt…this from a group of people who like to molest children.   I hate politicians that refrain from provocative language, feeling that ‘nasty’ language is adolescent and barbaric.  Frankly what it really shows is that they lack imagination…or that it is to say, their speech writers do, maybe that’s saying the same thing. 

 

And what really gets me goat is the fact that the Constitution guarantee’s my right to say what ever I want.  It doesn’t say anything about ‘obscene’ language.  There is not any stipulation about it’s okay to say “Golly” but wrong to say “Shit!”.  I can’t stand those biddies and their bibles pointing fingers out at us like we are not educated because we prefer to use simple, understandable language, in the place of meaningless drivel.

 

Let’s face it, “Golly” hardly conveys the meaning that “Shit” conveys.  It would hardly be the same if I stub my toe in the middle of the night and instead of just simplifying my need for immediate pain relief, I build some long string of multiple syllable words and compose some kind of Byronique prose!  The reason words like Shit exist is for this very purpose; to quickly, and efficiently convey an emotional response.  It actually helps to dispel the build up of pain…or frustration.    Cursing is a way to quickly clarify the emotion that is closest to the surface.

 

The kind of person who is afraid of this kind of language will never be very good at understanding their own emotions.  Instead they’ll look at they’re humanity as a sort of cancer, something that needs to be cut away.  They’ll hide themselves in public.  They’ll lie, when telling the truth would hurt their image.  I tell you people that cannot curse, or will not curse, are the dangerous ones, because they would rather hide themselves from what it is like to be free to say what they feel.  They live a life of deceit and by doing so are demons against true humanity.

 

They tell us to stay clear of them!  Fuck that!  They better stay clear of us!  We don’t need their Lysol scrubbed brains oozing into your freedom.  We don’t need their bladder filled vocal chords staining our lives! 

 

Let them beat us with their batons.  Let them scream to their deaf gods.  Let them tumble out of the cracks of political asses all over the folds of this moldy bread we call ‘morality’!  They have no clue what morality is!  They have no clue to what it really means to be responsible and real.  They can’t even spell human without getting lost in the idea of gods and demons.

 

The Constitution protects your voice…

 

and morality…well that’s an opinion that every asshole excretes as gospel.

 

Even this one.