yes, several times now.
Have you ever been kissed?
yes.
Have you ever slept with someone?
yes.
How many?
9ish
Have you ever cuddled with someone on a couch or somewhere?
probibly at some point.
Have you ever cheated on a bf/gf?
um, yes.
Ever lied to a friend?
not often.
Ever back stabbed a friend?
i dont think so.
Ever abandoned a friend?
no.
Ever called your friend a name?
all the time.
Have you ever played spin-the-bottle?
nope.
Have you ever played seven-minutes in heaven?
no.
Have you ever stripped for your bf/gf?
like sexy stripper stripped? no.
He you ever used handcuffs for your bf/gf?
yes.
What about whip cream?
uh, no. messy.
Ever smoked a cigarette?
about 20 a day.
Have you ever blacked out?
haha, yes.
Have you ever been drunk?
yes.
Have you ever passed out from drinking?
drinking, no. exhaustion from a 24 hour drinking binge, yes.
Have you ever got a D.U.I.?
yes.
Do you do drugs?
not so much any more.
Have you ever done drugs?
yes.
Are drugs stupid?
some of them are.
Are people who do drugs stupid?
i think as a general rule the answer is yes. anyone willing to steal or pawn off valuables just to get high on something like crack or crystal meth, and sacrifice their appearance, losing teeth, premature aging, etc. is pretty stupid. there are exceptions though, i have met people who can recreationally use drugs with no major impact on their lives, but they are definatly a minority.
Is it okay to drink and drive?
never.
Is marijuana bad?
it has its drawbacks. but its fun.
Should it be legal?
no, if the government regulated that shit like they do with cigarettes now, they would jack the price on that shit up so high all the pot heads would be broke. anyways, its easy enough to get now, and the penalties are minimal.
Have You Tried Marijuana?
yes.
Acid?
yes
Cocaine?
yes
Heroin?
no
Crack?
no
PCP?
no
Shrooms?
yes
Salvia?
yes
Natrcotics?
um, yes.
Anything Else?
DXM, MDMA, Peyote once, it didnt do much. opium, ketamine.
Have you hit a family member?
i got in a few fist fights with my dad way back in the day. we were both assholes back then. were best friends now.
Have you ever back stabbed a family member?
no.
Have you ever called a family member a bad name?
yeah
Have you ever quit a job?
yes.
Have you ever called your manager a bad name?
manager, no.
What about your boss?
i told my boss several times that he was a dumb cocksucker. i called him a stupid cunt. asshole, etc.
Have you ever flattened someones tires? (Cars/bikes)
no
Ever been in a fist fight?
yes.
Have you ever hit someone with any kind of ball on purpose?
yeah, way back when i was a kid we were able to play dodge ball in school. people are pussys now days. me and my friend dan also used to follow this kid named stoner steve around and throw all sorts of things at him, rubber rats, batteries. haha, good times. and i threw a pumpkin at a fat kid one time. and an icecream cone at a little kid on a bike.
Have you ever cheated on a quiz or test?
anytime i know i can get away with it.
Ever mouthed off to a teacher?
math teacher in highschool pissed me off and i told her that her baby was ugly. she cried.
Have you ever got detention?
i had over 200 days of detention racked up midway through my junior year.
Ever been expelled?
yeah, the deal i worked out with the principal for detention didnt work out. i got in a fight with one of the security gaurds during a saturday all day detention and they asked me to leave the school.
What about suspension?
never, haha.
Who did you last get angry with?
the crazy 97 year old lady that lives with my mother.
What is your weapon of choice?
i like swords, i wish people still used them. i cary 2 knives on me all the time. but they say never take a knife to a gun fight, so id have to say it would be an ar15.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
if my life depended on it, yes.
How about the same sex?
yes, but i dont make a habbit of it.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
i dont know, i dont really care how people feel about me. im oblivious.
What is your pet peeve?
stupid girls. its really hard to find a smart girl, and most of the ones who are smart try to hide it, like its uncool. im just sick of girlfriends who think current events consist of celebritty gossip, recent advances in hair care, and what happened on the last episode of whatever bullshit reality show they happen to be obsessed with at the moment.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
im still holding grudges from when i was three. not many though, you really have to fuck up for me to hold a grudge. but once you fuck up you can be sure ill be comming for you eventually.
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
work out. its just so damn cold out lately, its been hard to get out and be active. i hope i dont start to get fat.
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
ive slept in so late before that it was early when i got up. the day of 9/11 i missed the whole thing, slept right through it. when i woke up there waas like 10 messages from my sister on the answering machine. she lived right next to the pentagon and the explosion shook her house. i flipped on the news and thought, holy shit, i missed alot.
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
i dont really make plans to contact people. if it happens it happens.
What is the last lame excuse that you made? i told my boss that i missed work because i fell down my basement stairs trying to change a lightbulb.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
yeah, the one with the juicer and that old man with the monster eyebrows.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
2 times
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
sapporo beer from japan.
Are you a meat eater? i eat meat all day.
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? i dont usualy count but last summer in the islands i drank 32 beers in about 12 hours.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
im working on drinking a little less and eating a little more.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
i do, but i rarely eat them.
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
salty foods.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
mabey once.
How many credit cards do you own?
1 too many
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
invest, make more money to spend.
Would you rather be rich or famous?
rich, im not too interested in being famous. i try to stay off the radar. i dont think id like people looking into every aspect of my life, i have too many skeletons.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
yeah, i figure if your making "mega bucks" you wont have to do it for very long before you retire and do whatever the fuck you want.
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
fixed my relationship with my father.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
id have to say its a combination of quitting drugs and getting my college degree.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
id like to buy a rather substantial boat ~42 foot sail boat, and sail around the world. there are so many places id like to see and i think that would be a relaxing way to see it.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
yes, it always sucks knowing that there is someone out there better or more qualified than you.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
yes.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
only on subjects that really dont interest me. if im interested i never need to cheat, it comes to me naturally.
What did you do today that you're proud of?
i made a kids story book for my neice isabella. i wrote the story and drew all of the pictures.
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
mabey 2 dozen.
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
i dont know mabey a dozen
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
god, constantly. ive been pretty much single for 5 years now. its getting rough.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
side of the neck right below the ear, i know its weird. and the back right above the pants, right where the tramp stamp goes.
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
once.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
yes, and the fucking cunt robbed me. i broke her arm though. still lost my 800 dollars.
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
i like dans pool table.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
bill gates.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
id be me. just a little wealthier.
Have you ever been cheated on?
yes.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? just more toned muscle.
what is the first thing you wash in the shower?
my cock
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? more self confidence.
Weirdest Dream?
i have a reoccuring dream that im walking down the pier in charlotte and a man of african descent shoots me 3 times in the chest. its weird, like i can feel the warmth of the blood in my dream. i fall to the ground and slip between the railing and into the water. its really vivid in my dream, the light fading away as i sink deeper into the water, the warm blood on my chest, the cold water everywhere else. and as i sink all i can think of is that i never got a chance to say goodbye to my family and friends. it scares the shit out of me every time and i wake up really depressed. it pretty much spoils the whole day for me.
Rock stars or Athletes.
id rather party like a rockstar. ;rock out with your cock out
Prank You Would Pull If You Had The Means
something that would effect a large portion of the population. i think the war of the worlds broadcat was great. people paniced, i think a few were even killed. something like that would be great, but would take alot more these days.
Part of the Body That's Always Malfunctioning
my fucking shoulder.
Favorite Ancient Civilization
that would have to be a tie between the aztec, incan, and mayan civilizations. ancient central and south american cultures amaze me.
Favorite Ninja Turtle
raphael.
Favorite Color
black.
Favorite Villain.
ok, so i used to be a nerd. id have to say galactus. i mean, come on. he eats planets.
Favorite Hero.
ok so this would be someone real. it would have to be genghis kahn.
Emotional Pain or Physical
physical.
Bitch or Slut
neither.
Milkshakes or Ice Cream
icecream
Sunny or Rainy
sunny, but i love thunder storms.
Afraid of the Dark
love the dark
If you could be anything, you'd be
neptune, god of the sea
Favorite Planet
neptune.
If you were a Disney Princess, you'd be
a pretty girl.
Poor & Happy or Rich & Miserable
poor and happy.
Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise
fuck tom cruise and his fake religion.
Happily Ever After or Good Guy Gets It
good guy gets it, its more realistic.;
Song That's Stuck In Your Head
drugs are good by NOFX
Favorite Movie Line
Al piccinos whole speach on god in the movie devils advocate.
Song Title That Sums Up Your Life
right where it belongs.;
Truth or Dare
dare. truth is overrated
Cheaters or Liars
liars
Beer or Liquor
beer and scotch.
Guys in pink
are either gay, or very confident.
Beer Pong or Flip Cup
beer pong.
Flashing or Streaking
flashing. there is just too much going on when a naked person is running.
Who Would Play You In A Movie Of Your Life.
i would.