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so if you're a fat chick getting your fuck on tonight say ooh ooh ooooh ooh. fucking redman cracks me up. theres not much rap i can listen to anymore. most of it just sounds like deafening noise that makes me want to stick drill in my ear rather than listen to it. its all shit. not like rap was just a few years back. now its all the same bullshit. everyone has a problem because some other nigger talked shit about them in one of their songs. who fucking cares, grow up. another briliant idea, lets talk abot how bad ass we are because we have been shot nine times. if you have been shot nine times, youre an asshole. there's no way around it. its an inescapable fact. nice, descent people dont get shot nine times, douche bags do. and even worse than the douche bag that got shot nine times are the nine assholes that shot him and couldnt even kill the fucker. id go toe to toe with a black man in a western style gunfight any day. those motherfuckes have horrible aim. unless we are all missing something here and four year old kids and ninety year old women are the real targets of drive by shootings. that actually wouldnt suprise me. four year olds are brats, i've wanted to kill a few myself, and everyone knows how misrable ninety year old women are. eh, they had it coming. i really just cant justify listening to that crap anymore. it promotes a lifestyle of dealing drugs and waving your guns in the air like you just dont care. it perpetuates the gang mentality. and to be honest the gang life is actually a step backwards from the tribal life. they are like abunch of de-evolved neanderthals clubbing their ho's with ther magnum 40's and draging them back the their caves. fuck. this sounds racist. but i dont have a problem with black people. just the shit that comes out of the rappers mouths. its shit, utter shit. the rest of the music out there isnt much better. emo fucking blows unless you like sitting in your shower crying yourself clean and thinking about how unberable life is because your bitch of a girlfriend left you. hey asshole mabey if you grew some fucking balls and didnt dress like a nine year old girl in tight pants and rediculous make up the bitch would have stuck around. but hey, it wasnt you, it was her. just cut yourself and everything will be ok.
country music has it head up jesus christs ass far enough that garth brooks moustache is starting to tickle jesus' prostrate. jesus told me. the shit thats not preaching the gospel is shit, just plain shit. she thinks my tractors sexy is a fucking funny song, ill give you that. but its fucking stupid. goddamn hicks. i heard a song the other day on the radio where the guy talked about taking a girl out in the wood under the moonlight, nice and romantic. then the chorus came in and it was some shit about how the guy wanted to pick ticks off the bitch. aaghhhhhh!!!
someone posted a bulletin the other day with a shitload of bands listed on it and it asked which ones you liked. there were like 70 listed, and i found 2 that i liked, and it was fucking johnny cash and sublime. but they even fucked that up and put sublime in the ska category. fuck ska. fuck you you assholes and your trumpets and plaid fucking zipper riddeled pants. you fake punk motherfuckers. you are the scum of the earth. if i was hitler, you ska freaks would be my jews. sorry, i just really hate ska. so anyways what the fuck happened to all the good music. all the shit i still listen to. it going to fade away. it will never be on the oldies station when im old because of dumb cunts like britney spears and avril lavine. with their catch cunt phrases "hey hey you you i dont like your boyfriend. hey hey you you i think you need a new one." hey hey avril lavine, shut your fucking hole. ok i think im done.
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