"if i was a kaola, id reach in my pouch and play with my nipples."
"im arogant, but only because i rule."
"the only problem with major drug addictions is they cost money, why dont you just find jesus or something?"
"remember back in the day when we used to string together incredibly long sentences comprised entirely of curse words such as cock-sucking, motherfucking, whatever the fuck. yeah, me too."
"i get bored with everything north of the nipples after a week or so."
"i have a special place in my heart for girls who make bad decision when they have been drinking. there is a special place in hell reserved for girls who stop their friends from making bad decisions when they have been drinking."
" i am perfectly capable of using words that you probibly don't understand in every day conversation. i choose not to because i'm not pretentious."