This is a outline of what we believe. If you would like more information on our beliefs please contact us. Thank you for your time.
We believe that all of our hearts are of gold and not silver, with a purity of a great divine spirit. A few unpure examples include: listening to obscene music(Boy George), eating cooked meat, running from the authorities(God bless your soul Kelly), and ridiculing or making fun of any religions. We believe Jesus christ was a DISCIPLE, not the son of God. We believe in spreading are word by the way of the bicycle, we love what we do. We believe in no electronical devices and no motorized vehicles. We believe that condoms should be worn on cow's utters and not on Males private parts. We believe in drugs and alcohol, and the great power it presents! We believe in tresspassing one's neighbors properties ONLY to take a swim and run(thank you for this knowledge Mr. Pittman). We believe in all Competitions of the Y DAY, and that all people at the Young Mens Christian Association shall die a horrible death while we eat their livers.
