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RANDOM STORIES
IM going to tell you some random stories, and you are going to read, ok?
Starting with the Cool Waves story. I was in this gay store, cool waves, with my sister, and having consumed much sugar, was very hyper. SO naturally when a truly obnoxious hip hop song came on, I decided to dance like a certain SHAWONTEL. So there I am being a total idiot in public, and this salesperson comes up to me and says 'THATS RIGHT, SHAKE IT!' he he...not cool/.
The next story occurs at the dance one year ago. I like this story.
It involves me bitch slapping steven laing. Never call me a loser. OK, short story, but I love it. He was listening to Picture by GAY kid rock, and he said he put away the pic of me cuz it was 'so damn ugly' so i followed him to the drink place and slapped him. He should never make fun of me. |
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MORE STORIES AS I THINK OF THEM, there are many more in my brain. Click the back button NOW |
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HA HA HA. Sorry I had to do that to ya. Next story.
This involves Mr. Eagan. All worshippers, you know where the back button is. And if you worship Eagan..get ur head examined.
Last year, we were playing Three Chinese Miniatures. Lovely song. My favorite part is when mr eagan shouts TRIPLET ONE TWO TRIPLET ONE TWO!
And then there is the condor song. *makes flapping motions* self-explanatory, right? HA HA HA.
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Crystal and I are always in endless argument about Orlando Bloom. Im sick of all the hype, and she is a worshipper. We were walking back to class from band today(1-9-04) and she was like 'omg hes so hot!' and this UGLY high schooler comes up and is like 'Ya, I know, just like me!' And Crystal's like, no. And the guys like 'well hes a fag' and cyrstals like 'hes not, maybe you are.' ha ha ha. we wrote about that in our journals today for homeroom. boring. yawn it was quite funny though. |
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HA HA HA!! This one is good. Civics is boring, unless we have a substitute like Mr. Neveu. So me and Ann, and Mara of course, we just la la la watching a movie. It was game day for the guys, and Ann decides she cannot live without Steve Smedzuiks tie. She has it for a bit, and then the dork takes it back! Shocking. So I decide to be Annie's voice. and write Steve a note about her undying love for him, and his tie.
Hi this Is morgan speaking for Ann. Ann says Steve. MAra says YOU SUCK! ann says she hopes chris will forgive her for wrecking his tie. She says a moment goes by, but still my heart aches for steve...
HA HA HA. I just thought about that 2 seconds ago...u kinda had to be there. |
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HA HA HA. this story occured last night, before the builders club bored meeting. Yes, I spelled bored that way on purpose. You figure out why. Lol. Ne ways, we were all at the game and me and Crystal had been really hyper earlier. She knows about the Steve "obsession" so she went up to Steve and started stroking his tie and was all
"I like your tie!" So throughout the game we did that to EVERYONE we saw who had a tie, even people from Cadillac. I went up to this guy who had a really ugly tie. And I liked it. HA HA HA. Lol. Maybe you have to be there....ne way it was awesome fun. Before that we were "in the club" lol. ask Luke. |
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Me and Crystal and Chelsea and Lauren went to Rue21 to try on skanky clothes. like super skanky. some of the clothes there merit a new DUI. Designing Under The Influence. Ne way, lauren tried on a Black sparkly mini skirt and a furry black top with a leather hat. and almost BOUGHT IT. chelsea said i was born to be a slut cuz i looked good in the stuff I tried on. That hurts Chels. It really does. :) But i did look great. :) DUI. |
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