i was walking down the road
and i saw this cute hot boy
and then he turned around and it really was a girl
so i turned and ran away cuz i found out she was gay
and she fell in luv with me so i jumped of a skyscraper!
1. ICK BENIN BERLINEAR!!
this is german for I am a jelly donut. Do not ask where I got it from. I would have to kill you.
2. WACKY COOKOO BONKERS! Do not ask where I got this either. It involves me and Crystal walking and talking early in the morning. Since our brains don't function too well with multi tasking, we get hyper....
3. MOOO! This is my new venting word. It means so what, or bollocks. something around those lines.
4. RAISE THE ROOF! Ha ha ha, interesting story behind this one. Involves mountain dew.
5. this has been deleted for the protection of witnesses.
6. HEADBANGING! This is a popular practice that I...um...practice at the dance. To be like me, your idol, I know, you simply thrash your head around wildly. Best effective with long hair that is not put up. Side effects include a sore neck for the next 3 days.
7. PRENTZEL!! This is a Chris Coles thing. Many other people mis pronounce PRETZEL. its so annoying.
8. STUPID HEAD!! This means your head is stupid, meaning you are null and void in conversation, and we should stop talking before I go skitzo. For me, it is mainly used in a joking manner.
9. BUTT BUDDY!! I was holding Thing 2, Crystal's butt buddy, hostage for some time, but I was forced to give it back to her. The stupid head. (see above)
10. WHAT IS UP WITH THEE? Bruce Almighty. So many more things can be said about this....