| THE IDIOT CHRONICLES!! Me and Crystal Alton decided to document and classify each group of idiots we know. Names have been retained for the safety of witness, but if you cant figure out who we;re talking about, maybe YOU should be on the list too. |
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| Stuck - Up Idiot- A person who thinks they know everything, and proceeds to bring people down because they think it makes them look cool. This is usually done to make up for a small dick. | ||||||||||||
| Perverted Idiot- An idiot who can turn and ordinary sentence such as "I went for a walk" into a sexual innuendo. | ||||||||||||
| Gay/Queer Idiot- These idiots act like huge idiots to prevent the public from noticing their queer factor, and end up tying themselves into even BIGGER knots while doing so. Def 2- Idiots who try to get themselves noticed by acting queer, i.e high pitched voices |
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| Part-Time/ Influenced Idiot- AN idiot who is your friend while you are alone, but when around other idiots, joins in the fun and makes you feel like shit because they dont have the balls to tell the other idiots to shut up! | ||||||||||||
| the idiot test | ||||||||||||