(what I say) Dear god. *cracks up laughing*
Are you listening, are you SURE your listening?
(what I say) Of course we're listening, how can we not pay attention to your accent?
Be the rudder, not the anchor.
(what I say) Can I be a car instead?
Why don't crocodiles eat clowns?
(what I say) the prefer band directors.
Ya bunch of red necks!
(what I say) Check out Eagans sunburn...
I'm waiting.
(what I say) So are we.
The duck goes AFLAK
(what I say) The students go 'who cares?'
These are the golden years- now this one is special. Its a mainstay, every year after festival, we do this speech.
We are living the golden years. yes. we are.
This band has only had 3 directors.
(what I say) Lets move on to the 4th.
TRIPLET ONE TWO!
(wat I say) oh my dear lord.