Although we do still bring in our share of dissatisfied housewives and brow-beaten husbands, the number of new "turns" is not increasing our strength as we had hoped. Indeed, our most recent campaign at Disney only enabled us to hold ground from decreasing further. And we spent so many Saturday nights sewing pink triangles onto Mouseketeer hats, too.
We at G.L.O.R.Y. have decided that our future lies in today's youth. We have finally come to the realization that we must indeed hit them young, confused, and preferably, the morning after a premature ejaculation episode. With your help, we can succeed in establishing a political and social presence unequalled by any other minority power.
